Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere.

A card shark and his unwillingly-enlisted friends need to make a lot of cash quick after losing a sketchy poker match. To do this they decide to pull a heist on a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door.

Comedy Crime

Vinnie Jones

(Big Chris)

Jason Flemyng

(Tom)

Dexter Fletcher

(Soap)

Nick Moran

(Eddy)

Jason Statham

(Bacon)

Steven Mackintosh

(Winston)

Nicholas Rowe

(J)

Nick Marcq

(Charles)

Charles Forbes

(Willie)

Lenny McLean

(Barry the Baptist)

Peter McNicholl

(Little Chris)

P.H. Moriarty

('Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale)

Frank Harper

(Dog)

Steve Sweeney

(Plank)

Huggy Leaver

(Paul)

Ronnie Fox

(Mickey)

Tony McMahon

(John)

Stephen Marcus

(Nick the Greek)

Vas Blackwood

(Rory Breaker)

Sting

(JD)

Jake Abraham

(Dean)

Rob Brydon

(Traffic Warden)

Stephen Callender-Ferrier

(Lenny)

Steve Collins

(Boxing Gym Bouncer)

Elwin 'Chopper' David

(Nathan)

Vera Day

(Tanya)

Jimmy Flint

(Don)

Alan Ford

(Alan / Narrator)

Sydney Golder

(Phil)

Alex Hall

(Slick)

John Houchin

(Doorman)

Derek Howard

(Policeman)

Danny John-Jules

(Barfly Jack)

Bal Jusar

(Gordon)

Tim Maurice-Jones

(Drowning Man)

Victor McGuire

(Gary)

Mark Mooney

(Serg)

Suzy Ratner

(Gloria)

David Reid

(Samoan Jo)

Graham Stevens

(Policeman)

James Tarbuck

(John O'Driscoll)

Andrew Tiernan

(Man in Pub)

Richard Vanstone

(Frazer)

Matthew Vaughn

(Yuppy in Car)