Gangsters and Philanthropists

The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.

Gustaw Holoubek

('Profesor' (segment nr 1))

Wiesław Michnikowski

(Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2))

Hanka Bielicka

(Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2))

Magdalena Celówna-Janikowska

(Hanka (segment nr 2))

Barbara Modelska

(Singer (segment nr 2))

Jacek Hahn

(Twin Brother (segment nr 1))

Janusz Hahn

(Twin Brother (segment nr 1))

Gustaw Lutkiewicz

('Śruba' (segment nr 1))

Mirosław Majchrowski

('Parmezan' (segment nr 1))

Mieczysław Pawlikowski

(Pieczarkiewicz (segment nr 2))

Wojciech Rajewski

('Łysy' (segment nr 1))

Jerzy Bielenia

(Malaga ("Alcoholmeter"))

Karolina Borchardt

(Wife of 'Łysy' (segment nr 1))

Jerzy Dukay

(Waiter ("Alcoholmeter"))

Stanisław Gawlik

(Judge ("Alcoholmeter"))

Michał Gazda

(Waiter ("Alcoholmeter"))

Marian Jonkajtys

(Doctor ("Alcoholmeter"))

Roman Kłosowski

(Coach Driver (segment nr 1))

Marian Kociniak

(Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter"))

Bohdan Krzywicki

(Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter"))

Irena Laskowska

(Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter"))

Zdzisław Leśniak

(Radio Journalist (segment nr 1))

Marian Łącz

(Militiaman (segment nr 1))

Jan Mayzel

(Hanka's Boyfriend ("Alcoholmeter"))

Włodzimierz Nakwaski

(Waiter ("Alcoholmeter"))

Zbigniew Oksza

(Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter"))

Kazimierz Opaliński

(Judge (segment nr 1))

Józef Para

(Restaurant Manager's Substitute ("Alcoholmeter"))

Adam Perzyk

(Waiter ("Alcoholmeter"))

Ryszard Pietruski

(Alojzy Superata ("Alcoholmeter"))

Zdzisław Tobiasz

(Rude Waiter ("Alcoholmeter"))

Zygmunt Wiaderny

Tadeusz Waczkowski

(Restaurant Manager ("Alcoholmeter"))

Danuta Wodyńska

(Judge's Maid (segment nr 1))

Janusz Koryzma

(Man in the Courtroom ("Professor") (uncredited))

Janusz Nasfeter

(Prosecutor ("Professor") (uncredited))

Stanisław Bareja

(Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited))

Zofia Czerwińska

(Buffet Lady ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited))

Jerzy Hoffman

(Dancing Man ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited))

Wacław Jankowski

(Waiter ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited))

Kazimierz Stankiewicz

(Cook ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited))

Bohdan Łazuka

(Man in the Restaurant #1 / Polite Waiter (voice) (uncredited))