The Silence of the Hams

Stark, raving comedy.

Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about the Psycho Killer, Jo is forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend Jane Wine has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm, caused mostly by a special effects crew behind her car, and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.

Ezio Greggio

(Antonio Motel)

Dom DeLuise

(Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza)

Billy Zane

(Jo Dee Foster)

Joanna Pacula

(Lily Wine)

Charlene Tilton

(Jane Wine)

Martin Balsam

(Det. Martin Balsam)

Stuart Pankin

(Insp. Pete Putrid)

John Astin

(The Ranger)

Phyllis Diller

(Old Secretary)

Bubba Smith

(Olaf)

Larry Storch

(Sergeant)

Rip Taylor

(Mr. Laurel)

Shelley Winters

(Mrs. Motel (The Mother))

Nedra Volz

(Ranger's Wife)

Andre Rosey Brown

(Motorcycle Cop)

Henry Silva

(Police Chief)

Marshall Bell

(Cross Dressing Agent)

Lee Allan

(Agent #1)

Sal Landi

(Agent #2)

Pat Rick

(President Bill Clinton)

Tony Cox

(Dwarf Guard)

Joe Dante

(Dying Man)

John Carpenter

(Trenchcoat Man / Gimp)

Irwin Keyes

(Guard)

Eddie Deezen

(Video Cameraman)

Ken Davitian

(Luciano Pavarotti)

Peter DeLuise

(Checkout Guard)

John Landis

(FBI Agent)

David DeLuise

(Policeman #1)

Al Ruscio

(Phillip Morris)

Dom Irrera

(Gas Station Attendant)

Lance Kinsey

(Investigating Officer)

Shelly Desai

(Trick)

Lonnie Burr

(Drunk)

Debra Christofferson

(Misery Woman)

Linda Lutz

(Housedress Woman)

Rudy De Luca

(Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac)

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

(Beautiful Woman)

Jeff Celentano

(Agent)

Raymond Serra

(Agent Prostitute #1)

Daniel McVicar

(Forensics Expert)

Wilhelm von Homburg

(Maitre 'D)

John Roarke

(Ex-President George Bush)

Jeff Bright

(Mummy)

Kimber Sissons

(Push-Up Lady)

Lynn Shirey

(First Lady Hillary Clinton)

John Fadule

(Policeman #2)

Seifullah Ziyad II

(Michael Jackson)

Jim Maniaci

(Rape Culturist #1)

Manny Molina

(Rape Culturist #2)

Robert Muse

(Agent Prostitute #2)

Lana Schwab

(Nurse)

Matteo Molinari

(Bellboy)

Rino Piccolo

(Ambulance Driver)

Mel Brooks

(Checkout Guest (uncredited))

Ray S. Ellerbe

(Agent (uncredited))

Cornelia Johnsson

(Sharon Bone (uncredited))

Angela Masini

(Fat Woman (uncredited))