Spy Hard

All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.

The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.

Leslie Nielsen

(Dick Steele)

Nicollette Sheridan

(Veronique Ukrinsky)

Charles Durning

(The Director)

Marcia Gay Harden

(Miss Cheevus)

Barry Bostwick

(Norman Coleman)

Andy Griffith

(General Rancor)

Stephanie Romanov

(Victoria / Barbara Dahl)

Talisa Soto

(Desiree More)

Robert Guillaume

(Agent Steve Bishop)

Carl Ciarfalio

(Thug #1)

Keith Campbell

(Thug #2)

Esau McKnight

(Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone)

Taylor Negron

(Painter)

"Weird Al" Yankovic

(Himself)

Alex Trebek

(Agency Tape Recorder (Voice))

Mr. T

(Helicopter Pilot)

Ray Charles

(Busdriver)

Joyce Brothers

(Steele's Tag Team Member)

Hulk Hogan

(Steele's Other Tag Team Member)

Pat Morita

(Brian, Waiter in Restaurant)

Elizabeth Kaitan

(Helicopter Ticket Agent)

Alexandra Paul

(Woman in Murphy Bed)

Michael Berryman

(Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask)

Eddie Deezen

(Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On)

John Kassir

(Rancor Guard at Intercom)

John Ales

(Kabul)

Elya Baskin

(Professor Ukrinsky)

Mason Gamble

(McCluckey)

Carlos Lauchu

(Slice)

Roger Clinton, Jr.

(Agent Clinton)

Robert Culp

(Businessman)

Fabio

(Fabio)

Curtis Armstrong

(Pastry Chef)

Clyde Kusatsu

(Noggin)

Diane Klimaszewski

(Twin #1)

Elaine Klimaszewski

(Twin #2)

Tina Arning

(Dancer)

Rick Cramer

(Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist)

Brad Garrett

(Short Rancor Guard (Voice))

Kelly Lange

(Kelly Lange)

Thuy Trang

(Manicurist)

Austin Kottke

(Boy with Balloons)

Reid Worthington

(Balloon-Popping Boy)

Shari Shattuck

(Stewardess)

Downtown Julie Brown

(Cigarette Girl)

Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis

(Guard at Rocket (uncredited))

Katherine Moffat

(Agent Moffat)