A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

In the saddle... In the sack... In the sand

Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.

Comedy Western

Terence Hill

(Joe Thanks)

Miou-Miou

(Lucy)

Robert Charlebois

(Bill Locomotiva)

Patrick McGoohan

(Major Cabot)

Raimund Harmstorf

(Sergeant Milton)

Piero Vida

(Jacky Roll)

Rik Battaglia

(Captain)

Mario Valgoi

(Thomas Trader)

Mario Brega

(Coach Driver)

Jean Martin

(Colonel Pembroke)

Klaus Kinski

(Doc Foster)

Miriam Mahler

(Pembroke's Daughter)

Clara Colosimo

(La ruffiana)

Carla Cassola

(Prostitute)

Fernando Cerulli

(Her husband)

Vittorio Fanfoni

(Jail guard)

Benito Stefanelli

(Mortimer)

Renato Baldini

(Sheriff in saloon)

Roy Bosier

(Jeremy)

Gérard Boucaron

(Village Idiot)

Armando Bottin

(Mortimer Henchman)

Valerio Ruggeri

Friedrich von Ledebur

(Don Felipe)

Deogratias Huerta

(Union Sergeant)

Edmondo Tieghi

Karl Braun

(Poker Player (uncredited))

Bruno Di Luia

(Soldier (uncredited))

Lina Franchi

(Mary Gomez, Prostitute (uncredited))

Furio Meniconi

((uncredited))

Tommaso Palladino

(Man at Brothel (uncredited))

Desmond Thompson

(Sheriff of Village (uncredited))

Pietro Torrisi

(Mortimer Henchman (uncredited))

Natale Tulli

(Man at Brothel (uncredited))