Don't Go Near the Water

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Comedy Adventure Romance War

Glenn Ford

(Lt. J.G. Max Siegel)

Gia Scala

(Melora Alba)

Earl Holliman

(Adam Garrett)

Anne Francis

(Lt. Alice Tomlen)

Keenan Wynn

(Gordon Ripwell)

Fred Clark

(Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash)

Eva Gabor

(Deborah Aldrich)

Russ Tamblyn

(Ens. Tyson)

Jeff Richards

(Lt. Ross Pendleton)

Mickey Shaughnessy

(Farragut Jones)

Howard Smith

(Admiral Junius Boatwright)

Romney Brent

(Mr. Alba - Melora's Father)

Mary Wickes

(Janie)

Jack Straw

(Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone)

Robert Nichols

(Lt. Cmdr. Hereford)

John Alderson

(Lt. Cmdr. Diplock)

Jack Albertson

(Rep. George Jansen)

Charles Watts

(Rep. Arthur Smithfield)

Mike Steen

(Marine Orderly (uncredited))