Not Another Teen Movie

They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we’re gonna stuff your face.

On a bet, a gridiron hero at John Hughes High School sets out to turn a bespectacled plain Jane into a beautiful and popular prom queen in this outrageous send-up of the teen movies of the 1980s and '90s.

Comedy

Chyler Leigh

(Janey Briggs)

Chris Evans

(Jake Wyler)

Jaime Pressly

(Priscilla)

Eric Christian Olsen

(Austin)

Mia Kirshner

(Catherine Wyler)

Lacey Chabert

(Amanda Becker)

Samaire Armstrong

(Kara Fratelli)

Cerina Vincent

(Areola)

Mr. T

(The Wise Janitor)

Molly Ringwald

(Flight Attendant)

Heather Brown

(Dainty Girl)

Nectar Rose

(Sara Fratelli)

Michael Ensign

(Father O'Flannagan)

Kyle Cease

(Slow Clapper)

Eric Jungmann

(Ricky Lipman)

Desi Lydic

(Cutie)

Deon Richmond

(Malik)

Ron Lester

(Reggie Ray)

Cody McMains

(Mitch Briggs)

Sam Huntington

(Ox)

JoAnna García Swisher

(Sandy Sue)

Samm Levine

(Bruce)

Beverly Polcyn

(Sadie Agatha Johnson)

Ed Lauter

(The Coach)

Paul Gleason

(Richard Vernon)

Randy Quaid

(Mr. Briggs)

Riley Smith

(Les)

Nathan West

(Actor)

Michelle Holgate

(Actress)

Jeanette Miller

(Grandma Briggs)

Benjamin Waldow

(Kid)

Josh Radnor

(Tour Guide)

Alec Murdock

(Man in Line)

Ross Mulholland

(Cheerleader in Front of School)

Dean Sheremet

(Cheerleader in Front of School)

Becca Sweitzer

(Cheerleader in Front of School)

Hayley Zelniker

(Cheerleader in Front of School)

Lukas Behnken

(White Guy)

Josh Jacobson

(White Guy)

Amber Goetz

(White Girl)

Joy Bisco

(Ashley)

Morisa Taylor Kaplan

(Heather)

George Wyner

(Mr. Cornish)

Ned Brower

(Dude)

Peter Simon

(Dude)

Joy Gohring

(Albino Folk Singer)

Tracy Kay

(Hottie)

Jessica Asher

(Naked Girl in Locker Room)

Sean Smith

(Mr. Keller)

Ean Mering

(Marty)

Lyman Ward

(Mr. Wyler)

Julie Welch

(Mrs. Wyler)

Daniel Bess

(Panicked Student)

James Read

(Preston's Father)

Rob Benedict

(Preston Wasserstein)

Banks McClintock

(Keg Guy)

Jay Johnston

(Roadie)

Jesse Capelli

(Naked Girl at Party)

Daniel Spink

(Curious Guy)

Osgood Perkins

(Uninterested Guy)

Jim Wise

(Football Announcer)

Kimi Bateman

(Cheerleader on Football Field)

Staci B. Flood

(Cheerleader on Football Field)

Sarah Christine Smith

(Cheerleader on Football Field)

China Shavers

(North Compton Cheerleader)

H. Jon Benjamin

(Trainer)

Paul Goebel

(Fat Short Order Cook)

Marissa Fedele

(Dancer)

Samuel Givens

(Dancer)

Kimberly Lyon

(Dancer)

Zachary Woodlee

(Dancer)

Cynthena Sanders

(Woman in Line)

Will Gill Jr.

(Security Guard)

Nick Zephyrin

(Little Boy)

Heidi Androl

(Molly)

Ian Aronson

(Student)

Sam Ayers

(Paramedic)

Nick Bakay

(Diner Cook)

Candice T. Cain

(Pom Pom Girl #3)

Maylen Calienes

(Locker Student)

Marcus Edward

(Teen with Drink at Party)

Arturo Elizondo

(DJ Arte)

David M. Francis

(Student)

Melissa Joan Hart

(Slow Clapper's Instructor)

Kelly S. King

(Art Student)

Jarrett Lennon

(Partygoer)

Tracey McCall

(Locker Room Girl)

Jennifer Schlueter

(Student)

Gena Shaw

(Party Girl)

Tessa

(Slutty Girl-New Student)

Sean Patrick Thomas

(Black Guy at Party)

Cassie Townsend

(Student)

Jeremiah Vaughn

(Marty's Buddy)

Susan Anne Wall

(Flight Attendant)

Scott Hislop

(Footloose Guy (uncredited))

Jackie Harris Greenberg

(Preston's Mother)