Roy Brush has aspirations to be a great footballer and this seems likely when he scores for England in the European Cup Final. To add to this he becomes a national hero, having seemingly saved a young lad from drowning. But Roy has a secret - he is gay - and the editor of the scurrilous 'Scum' tabloid is making it his business to out him. However, with the help of his manager, Roy can triumph at an inspirational climactic football match, where his tears touch the heart of the nation - and pundit Jimmy Twizzle gets very high on mushroom tea.
Keith Allen
Peter Richardson
Antony Sher
Chris Hargreaves
Nigel Planer
Paul Moriarty
Simon McBurney
Sara Stockbridge
Robert Carwithen
Phil Cornwell
William Armstrong
Sandra Voe
Martha Ross
Mark Caven
David Cardy
Gary Beadle
Jimmy Fagg
Malcolm Hardee
Neville Watson
Gavin Watson
Tom Armstrong
Doon Mackichan
Nicole Fitzpatrick
Fergus McLarnon
Glen Colson
Jonathan Stratt
Bill Russell
Mark Frankyln
Jonathan Pearce
Robert Borgars
Pedro Romani
Max Du Sautoy
Ken Darlington
Des Willie
Will Dawes
Ollie Munroe
Terry Sue-Patt
Tom Benson
Lloyd Stanton
Mark Jones
Anthony Darlington
Gavin Rossdale
Steve Witchard
Chris Wainwright
John Dennis
John Robinson
Dan Caute
Saltz
Kit Line
Andrée Bernard
Simon Sanders