Breakfast of Champions

In a world gone mad, you can trust Dwayne Hoover.

A millionaire car salesman who runs the biggest dealership in Midland City, Dwayne Hoover is a celebrity, loved and trusted by everyone. Then one day, he wakes up and realizes that his life is a total mess! But between the headaches posed by his pill-popping wife, a mistress who won't leave him alone, and a cross-dressing sales manager, Dwayne has picked a bad week for a midlife crisis.

Bruce Willis

(Dwayne Hoover)

Albert Finney

(Kilgore Trout)

Nick Nolte

(Harry Le Sabre)

Barbara Hershey

(Celia Hoover)

Glenne Headly

(Francine Pefko)

Lukas Haas

(George 'Bunny' Hoover)

Omar Epps

(Wayne Hoobler)

Vicki Lewis

(Grace Le Sabre)

Buck Henry

(Fred T. Barry)

Ken Hudson Campbell

(Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert)

Jake Johannsen

(Bill Bailey)

Will Patton

(Moe The Truck Driver)

Chip Zien

(Andy Wojeckowzski)

Owen Wilson

(Monte Rapid)

Alison Eastwood

(Maria Maritimo)

Shawnee Smith

(Bonnie MacMahon)

Michael Jai White

(Howell)

Keith Joe Dick

(Vernon Garr)

Diane Willson Dick

(Rosemary Garr)

Michael Clarke Duncan

(Eli)

Lahmard J. Tate

(Elmoro)

Kurt Vonnegut

(Commercial Director)

Dawn Didawick

(Lottie)

Karl Wiedergott

(Homer)

Patti Allison

(Blossom)

Alexa Robbins

(Art Hostess Kaye)

Debra Dusay

(Art Hostess Faye)

Tom Robbins

(Pesky Weber)

Raymond O'Connor

(Rabo Karabekian)

Tisha Sterling

(Beatrice Keedsler)

Matt Callahan

(Zeke)

Tracey Lee Mapstone

(Mailwoman)

Mary Kennedy

(Waitress)

Greg Walker

(Highway Patrolman)

David Blampied

(NY Policeman / Prison Guard)

Greg Moore

(Porn Store Patron)

Doug Hamblin

(Mugger)

Thomas Patrice

(NY Policewoman)

Nancy Volle

(Marlo)

Danielle Kennedy

(Motel Clerk)

Scout LaRue Willis

(Young Girl)

Nicolas Small

(Young Boy)

Denise Simone

(Blue Monday Housewife)

Russ Wilson

(Blue Monday Doctor)

Scott Beauchemin

(Trypepton Husband)

Kassandra Kay

(Trypepton Wife)

Ken Odom

(Prodigal Life Husband)

Erica Evans

(Prodigal Life Wife)

David Kyle

(Prodigal Life Child)

Richard Sheehan

(Voiceover)

Roman Lewis

(Prisoner)

Gina-Raye Carter

(Woman Inside of Bruce Willis' Brain (uncredited))

Maxann Crotts

(Serial Killer (uncredited))

William L. Nagle

(Horace Durenwurst (uncredited))

Beaux Sedwick

(Dream Girl (uncredited))