Jim Mackey
(John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman)
Suzanne Baumann
(Lizard Girl)
Terence Lee Cover
(Antisocialman)
Andrea Toth-Salamon
(Edie Haskell)
Bugsy Davis
(Mr. Know-It-All)
Pete Trudgeon
(Captain Videotape)
Sean Bieri
(Lone Shark)
Megan Laesch
(Psycho Woman)
Aaron Trudgeon
(Professor Quidley)
Scott McCloud
(Board Man (voice))
Noah McMullen
(Spud)
Natalie Miller
(Ernie)
Michael Marcus
(Dr. Pweent)
Michelangelo Cicerone
(Bernie (Acme Temp Guy))
Barb Cramer
(Zombie Weatherperson)
Gary Freeman
(Andrew Milligan)