The Master of Disguise

1,000 faces...and not a single clue.

After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.

Dana Carvey

(Pistachio Disguisey)

Brent Spiner

(Devlin Bowman)

Jennifer Esposito

(Jennifer Baker)

Harold Gould

(Grandfather Disguisey)

James Brolin

(Fabbrizio Disguisey)

Austin Wolff

(Barney Baker)

Edie McClurg

(Mother Disguisey)

Maria Canals-Barrera

(Sophia (as Maria Canals))

Robert Machray

(Texas Man)

Michael Bailey Smith

(Henchman)

Rachel Lederman

(Texas Wife)

Mark Devine

(Trent)

Kenan Thompson

(Kenan)

Jay Johnston

(Rex)

Jessica Simpson

(Jessica Simpson)

Jessica Lee Keller

(Group Dancer)

Vincent Riverside

(Henchman)

Mark Ginther

(Henchman)

Carrick O'Quinn

(Henchman)

Mitch Silpa

(Henchman)

Virginia Hawkins

(Interview Woman)

Jonathan Loughran

(Security Guard)

Ted Rooney

(Security Guard)

Brandon Molale

(Doorman)

Erick Avari

(Cigar Maker)

Phil Jones

(Businessman)

Michael DeLuise

(Businessman)

Larry Cedar

(Businessman)

Andrew Shaifer

(Liberty Bell Security Guard)

Vincent Castellanos

(Art Dealer)

Roger Mussenden

(Waiter)

Al Goto

(Ninja Warrior)

Simon Rhee

(Ninja Warrior)

Kevin Nealon

(White Collar Executive)

Bill Cho Lee

(Mongolian Elder)

Chao Li Chi

(Mongolian)

Steve Gormley

(German Businessman)

Christel Smith

(German Businesswoman)

Ava Metz

(Another German)

Bo Derek

(Herself)

Barry Bernardi

(Bernardo)

Brian Catalano

(Italian Officer)

Gabriel Pimentel

(Boxing Dummy)

Martha Del Rio

(Puerto Rican Housekeeper)

Guelmarí Oppenheimer

(Waitress)

Tracy E. Wilson

(Female Partygoer)

Patricia De Leon

(Waitress)

Phil Fischer

(Bully)

Steven Hack

(Chemistry Teacher)

Dane Morris

(Young Pistachio)

Bryan Jeffrey Price

(Jock)

Andy Morrow

(Captain America Kid)

Naya Rivera

(Captain America Kid)

Julius Ritter

(Captain America Kid)

Brighton Hertford

(Captain America Kid)

Sandra Lindquist

(Bartender)

Eugene C. Palmer

(Chef)

Leland Crooke

(Appraiser)

Mike Johnson

(Constitution Security Guard)

Michael Lee Phillips Jr.

(Constitution Security Guard)

Buddy Bolton

(Abe Lincoln)

Stuart Quan

(Ninja)

Spencer Sano

(Ninja)

Hiro Koda

(Ninja)

Johnny Nguyen

(Ninja)

Yoshio Iizuka

(Ninja)

Ronn Surels

(Ninja)

Andy Cheng

(Ninja)

Steven Ho

(Ninja)

Tony Wilde

(Doug)

Berglind Icey

(Big Bottom Girl)

Leasi Andrews

(Big Bottom Girl)

Anna Marie Goddard

(Big Bottom Girl)

Theresa Madelin Lin

(Big Bottom Girl)

Adrian Armas

(Group Dancer)

Gustavo Vargas

(Group Dancer)

Paul Benshoof

(Group Dancer)

Oscar Orosco

(Group Dancer)

Andrea Bogart

(Group Dancer)

Paulette Maxwell

(Group Dancer)

Paula Abdul

(Choreographer (uncredited))

Lisa Foiles

(Lisa (uncredited))

Jesse V. Johnson

(Thief (uncredited))

Shane Lyons

(Shane (uncredited))

Michael Johnson

(Himself)

Cole Sprouse

(Young Pistachio)

Dylan Sprouse

(Young Pistachio)