An American Carol

Laugh like your country depends on it.

A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Comedy Fantasy

Kevin Farley

(Michael Malone)

Kelsey Grammer

(General George S. Patton)

Leslie Nielsen

(Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa)

Trace Adkins

(Angel of Death)

Robert Davi

(Aziz)

Geoffrey Arend

(Mohammed)

Travis Schuldt

(Josh)

Jon Voight

(President George Washington)

James Woods

(Todd Grosslight)

Dennis Hopper

(Judge Clarence Henderson)

Kevin Sorbo

(George Mulrooney)

Bill O'Reilly

(Himself)

David Alan Grier

(Rastus Malone)

Gary Coleman

(Slave)

Christopher McDonald

(Lab Technician)

Serdar Kalsin

(Ahmed)

Oliver Muirhead

(Neville Chamberlain)

Karri Turner

(Lab Tech 2)

Alaina Huffman

(Celebrity 1)

Paris Hilton

(Paris Hilton)

Simon Rex

(Simon Rex)

Dana Lyn Baron

(Speaker 1940's)

Julian Berlin

(Woman at Awards Party)

Cocoa Brown

(Airport Security Guard 1)

Jen Halperin

(Hottie)

Mary Castro

(Hottie)

Nikki DeLoach

(Lily)

Susan Deming

(It's That Michael Malone!)

Katie Gill

(Rehearsal Actress)

Cameron Goodman

(Political Aide)

Camille Grammer

(I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?)

Mary Hart

(Entertainment Tonight Host)

Kaleigh Kennedy

(Becca/Kaleigh)

Simone Lotter

(Partygoer 2)

Jillian Murray

(Heather)

Gail O'Grady

(Jane Wagstaffe)

Anna Osceola

(Molly Duncan)

Lu Parker

(Reporter 1)

Amy Povich

(Airport Passenger 1)

Jane Park Smith

(Reporter 2)

Jenna Vogeler

(Tiny Tina/Jenna)

Lauren Lee Smith

(Voice of Reason)

Nadine Ellis

(Parent)

Marilyn Rising

(Parent)

Julianne Waters

(Columbia Student '1968')

Christy Williams

(Columbia Student '1968')

Alexander DiPersia

(Rehearsal Actor)

Sandi Johnson

(Professor)

Mark Vafiades

(Look Out! It's Those Christians!)

Jesse Heiman

(Young Michael Malone)

Brent Lydic

(Wounded Soldier)

Chriss Anglin

(John F. Kennedy)

Brandon Alter

(He's Much Fatter in Person.)

Scott Bailey

(Celebrity 2)

Morgan Beck

("Free History Term Papers")

Randall Bosley

(Mussolini)

Joanne Bowland

(Intern)

Vicki Browne

(Rosie O'Connell)

Jeff Corbett

(Policeman 2)

Rebekah Crane

(Girl Scout)

Tony X. Deale

(Security Guard)

Chrisanne Eastwood

(Hippie 2)

Mell Flynn

("Traitor!")

Lisa Fredrickson

(Singer)

Carl De Gersdorff

(Teddo)

Eileen Gonzales

(Reporter on TV)

Allen Lee Haff

(Airport Security Guard 2)

Joe Hartzler

('Marines!' / Sassy Sailor)

Mark Henderson

(Minister 2)

Benton Jennings

(Hitler)

Jack Kelly

(You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller)

Coco Leigh

(Nun on Bus)

Zachary Levi

(Lab Tech 1)

Joey Luthman

(Boy Scout)

Rich McDonald

(Thought You Hated Country Music!)

Meghan McEveety

(Trophy Girl)

Brighid McEveety

(Girl at BBQ)

Steve Monroe

(Airport Passenger 2)

Tyler Jacob Moore

(Marty)

Joey Naber

(Terrorist 2)

Durrell Nelson

(Chaplain)

John O'Hurley

(Silvano)

David Oved

(Afghan Prisoner 2)

Norman Panto

(Accordion Player)

Robert Pierce

(Minister 1)

Bill Posley

(Mose Malone)

Oren Rehany

(Terrorist on Bike)

F. Lee Reynolds

(Subway Policeman)

Bryant Romo

("Sailors!")

Elizabeth Scott

(I'm Starved.)

Evan Sayet

(Patient in Line)

Atticus Shaffer

(Timmy / Atticus)

Sammy Sheik

(Subway Terrorist)

Abbie Shepherd

(Trophy Girl at BBQ)

Joe Sikorra

(Policeman (MSG) 1)

Steve Spiro

(Cuban Commander)

Richard Tanner

(Village Voter)

Peter F. Tegan

(Stagehand)

Fred Travalena

(Jimmy Carter)

Hiroshi Ueha

(Tojo)

Lee von Ernst

(Hippie 1)

Josh Zucker

(Voice of Reason)

Sarah Zucker

(Voice of Reason)

Paul R. Goldberg

(Cocktail Musician)

John T. Hatton

(Cocktail Musician)

Allen Simpson

(Cocktail Musician / Musician)

Joanna Repsold

(Wedding Guest)

Badger Wagstaffe

(Wedding Guest)

Cheryl Baxter

(Parent)

Troy Christian

(Parent)

Laura Fremont

(Parent)

Michael Higgins

(Parent)

Elisabeth Jee

(Parent)

Blane Savage

(Parent)

Marc Oka

(Parent)

Carlton Wilborn

(Parent)

Heather Lea Gerdes

(Professor)

Marcy Goldman

(Professor)

Ernest Harden Jr.

(Professor)

Anthony Marciona

(Professor)

Stan Mazin

(Professor)

Bubba Dean Rambo

(Professor)

Jerry Trent

(Professor)

Keith Allan

(Plantation Singer)

Fred Braggs

(Plantation Singer)

Eddie Eason

(Plantation Singer)

Jimmy Fisher

(Plantation Singer)

Julio Hanson

(Plantation Singer)

Tyree Mills

(Plantation Singer)

Andre Washington

(Plantation Singer)

Reshma Gajjar

(Columbia Student '1968')

Christopher Jenkins Holmes

(Columbia Student '1968')

Brian Michael Jones

(Columbia Student '1968')

Eric Gustafson

(Musician)

David Kogge

(Musician)

Dan Vulovic

(Musician)

Adam Yasmin

(Musician)