BASEketball

Two guys invented a game... and turned the sports world upside down!

Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.

Comedy

Trey Parker

(Joe Cooper)

Matt Stone

(Doug Remer)

Dian Bachar

(Squeak Scolari)

Yasmine Bleeth

(Jenna Reed)

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

(Yvette Denslow)

Ernest Borgnine

(Ted Denslow)

Robert Vaughn

(Baxter Cain)

Trevor Einhorn

(Joey Thomas)

Bob Costas

(Bob Costas)

Al Michaels

(Al Michaels)

Robert Stack

(Robert Stack)

Reggie Jackson

(Reggie Jackson)

Dan Patrick

(Dan Patrick)

Kenny Mayne

(Kenny Mayne)

Tim McCarver

(Tim McCarver)

Pat O'Brien

(Pat O'Brien)

Jim Lampley

(Jim Lampley)

Dale Earnhardt

(Dale Earnhardt)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

(Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)

Victoria Silvstedt

(Victoria Silvstedt)

Reel Big Fish

(Reel Big Fish)

Curt Gowdy

(World Series Announcer (voice))

Justin Chapman

(Little Coop)

Matt Murray

(Little Remer)

Mark Goodson

(Dirk Jansen)

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

(Ed Tuttle)

Robert E. Lee

(New Jersey Informant)

Greg Grunberg

(Wilke - New Jersey Informant)

Michael Garvey

(San Antonio Defender)

Paul Michael Robinson

(Mime Psych-Out)

Kevin Michael Richardson

(Peripatetic Player)

Micah McCain

(Heather Kaiser)

Cory Oliver

(Brittany Kaiser)

Keith Gibbs

(Davis)

Jayme Gallante

(Redmond)

Francis X. McCarthy

(Dr. Kaiser)

Blair Besten

(Stephanie)

Stanley G. Sawicki

(Skidmark Steve)

Bret Lewis

(News Anchor)

Richard Johnson

(Referee)

Joey Diaz

(Referee)

Michael Matthys

(Referee)

Jill Gascoine

(Hospital Nurse)

Charlotte Zucker

(Surgery Nurse)

John Fink

(Surgeon)

Kato Kaelin

(Driveway Announcer)

David Osokow

(Driveway Player)

Iqbal Theba

(Factory Manager)

Susan Breslau

(Denslow's Niece Susan)

Danielle Zucker

(Inheritor)

Maureen Ardolino

(Inheritor)

Andrew Herman

(Cabbie)

Jeff Wright

(Fireman)

Ray Xifo

(Riverdance Referee)

Titus Napoleon

(Sumo Wrestler)

Stephen McHattie

(Narrator (voice))

Julie Dolan

(Beer Barrel)

Janeane Ardolino

(Fan)

Jeremy Breslau

(Fan)

Adam Lilling

(Fan)

Phoebe Lipkis

(Fan)

Alma Avery

(Beers Cheerleader)

Nancy Bates

(Beers Cheerleader)

Kelli Camarena

(Beers Cheerleader)

Brooke Morales

(Beers Cheerleader)

Heidi Schweizer

(Beers Cheerleader)

Jenifer Strovas

(Beers Cheerleader)

Andrea Wenzel

(Beers Cheerleader)

Michelle Boehle

(Felons Cheerleader)

Tani Kristiansen

(Felons Cheerleader)

Rebecca Lin

(Felons Cheerleader)

Jeanine Orci

(Felons Cheerleader)

Jessica Page

(Felons Cheerleader)

Raydeen Revilla

(Felons Cheerleader)

Chanel Ryan

(Felons Cheerleader)

Jeffrey J. Ayers

(Fan (uncredited))

Grant Baciocco

(Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited))

Joanna Bloem

(Woman in Hospital (uncredited))

Greg Bronson

(Surgeon (uncredited))

Aaron Brooks

(Fan (uncredited))

Mike Butters

(Baseketball Referee (uncredited))

Krystal Cantrell

(Fan (uncredited))

Cathy Carlson

(Slacker (uncredited))

Troy Christian

(Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited))

Dave Cox

(Denslow's Assistant (uncredited))

Mia Crowe

(Mimi Lee (uncredited))

Alan Doshna

(Fan (uncredited))

Alexandra Ella

(Horrified Fan (uncredited))

C.B. Spencer

(Beers Ballgirl (uncredited))

Courtney Ford

(Scoreboard Girl (uncredited))

John Forker

(Fan (uncredited))

Maria Celeste Genitempo

(Fan (uncredited))

Cameron Glenar

(Fan (uncredited))

Lloyd Gordon

(Umpire / Dancer (uncredited))

Casey Hendershot

(Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited))

Charles Hough

(LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited))

James Huffman

(Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited))

Spencer Kayden

(Outraged Fan (uncredited))

Brian Kirchoff

(Reporter (uncredited))

Jessica Lee

(Cheerleader (uncredited))

Shannon Malone

(Cheerleader (uncredited))

Patrick McCracken

(Watson (uncredited))

Karolyna Medina

(Fan (uncredited))

Kelly Monaco

(Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited))

Tom Muzila

(Security Guard (uncredited))

Hiromi Nishiyama

(Masseuse (uncredited))

Linda O'Neil

(Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited))

Bridget Oberlin

(Roswell Alien (uncredited))

Raphael Sbarge

(Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited))

Michael Schmidt

(Grumsky (uncredited))

Rick Solis

(Baseketball Fan (uncredited))

Dylan Tarason

(Maxwell (uncredited))

David Zucker

(Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited))

Matt Sloan

(Darcy)