John Goldfarb, Please Come Home!

A Wild Whirl of Wacky Fun!

During the Cold War, John Goldfarb crashes his spy plane in the Middle East and is taken prisoner by the local government. His captor, King Fawz, soon discovers that Goldfarb used to be a college football star. So he issues him an ultimatum: coach his country's football team, or Fawz will surrender him to the Russians. Goldfarb teams up with undercover reporter Jenny Ericson, and together they plot to escape their dangerous situation.

Shirley MacLaine

Peter Ustinov

Richard Crenna

(John Goldfarb)

Jim Backus

Scott Brady

Fred Clark

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Harry Morgan

Patrick Adiarte

Richard Deacon

Jerome Cowan

Leon Askin

David Lewis

Milton Frome

(Air Force General)

Charles Lane

Jerry Orbach

Jackie Coogan

Nai Bonet

(Specialty Dancer)

Sultanna

(Specialty Dancer)

Dick Wilson

(Frobish (uncredited))

Barbara Bouchet

(Astrid Porche (uncredited))

James Brolin

(Notre Dame Quarterback (uncredited))

Ron Brown

(Football Player (uncredited))

George Allen

(Vendor (uncredited))

Syl Lamont

(Captain of Notre Dame Team (uncredited))

Stanley Ralph Ross

(Muezzin (uncredited))

Eve Bruce

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Telly Savalas

(Macmuid (uncredited))

Olan Soule

(Second Editor (uncredited))

Jim Boles

(Air Force Colonel (uncredited))

Angela Douglas

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Carey Foster

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Linda Foster

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Teri Garr

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Shelby Grant

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Sandra Gregg

(Harem Girl (uncredited))

Paula Lane

(Polly Benson (uncredited))

Jane Wald

(Harem Girl (uncredited))