Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.
Tom Arnold
Dean Stockwell
Debra Messing
David Alan Grier
Bruce Campbell
French Stewart
Tim Curry
Ernest Borgnine
Danton Stone
Brian Haley
Henry Cho
Tommy Chong
Erick Avari
James Hong
Luisa Huertas