Griff Rhys Jones
(Self - Narrator (voice))
Christine Ashford
(Self - Naked Secretary)
John Ashford
(Self)
Jamie Barfield
(Self)
Dan Denning
(Self - Naked Butler)
Dor Haworth
(Self - Ian's Mother-in-Law)
Elizabeth Humber
(Self - Naked Lay Chaplain)
Trevor Humber
(Self - Naked Lay Chaplain)
Kieran O'Brien
(Self - Arushka's Boyfriend)
Arushka Pollard
(Self)
Barbara Pollard
(Self - Naked Gardener)
Ian Pollard
(Self - Naked Gardener)
Jerry Turner
(Self - Solicitor)