Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Comedy

Jessica Simpson

(Private Megan Valentine)

Vivica A. Fox

(Sergeant Louisa Morely)

Steve Guttenberg

(Sidney Green)

Aimee Garcia

(Private Vicky Castillo)

Olesya Rulin

(Private Petrovich)

Keiko Agena

(Private Hailey Hamamori)

Jill Marie Jones

(Private Connie Johnson)

Ryan Sypek

(Sergeant Mills Evans)

Cheri Oteri

(Private Jeter)

Gary Grubbs

(Captain Greer)

Bryce Johnson

(Derek O'Grady)

Floriana Tullio

(Camille)

Katie Chonacas

(Amber)

Andy Milonakis

(Joe Kidd)

Jennifer Finley

(Dolores)

Katherine Owens

(Stylist)

Kurt Fuller

(Cousin Barry)

James Harlon Palmer

(Junior Agent (uncredited))

Desiree Page

(Private Hammaori Sister)