Christian Brassington
(Boris Johnson)
Jonny Sweet
(David Cameron)
Christopher Leveaux
(James Delingpole)
Henry Kelly
(Self (voice))
Anthony Stewart Head
(Self – Narrator (voice))
Neil Sherlock
(Self – Christ Church College, 1981-84)
Radoslaw Sikorski
(Self – Pembroke College, 1983-86)
James Delingpole
(Self – Christ Church College, 1984-87)
Frank Luntz
(Self – Trinity College, 1984-87)
Toby Young
(Self – Brasenose College, 1983-86)
Rachel Johnson
(Self – New College, 1984-88)
Ralph Perry-Robinson
(Self – Oriel College, 1984-87)
Francesca Ferguson
(Self – Somerville College, 1985-88)
Giles Andreae
(Self – Worcester College, 1985-88)
Lloyd Evans
(Self – Balliol College, 1982-86)
Hugh Anderson
(Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe)
Jan Anderson
(Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe)
Michael Cockerell
(Self – Political Journalist)
Andrew Gimson
(Self – Boris Johnson's Biographer)
Francis Elliott
(Self – David Cameron's Biographer)
James Hanning
(Self – David Cameron's Biographer)
Nick Fraser
(Self – Author, 'The Importance of Being Eton')