Kara Sparks
(Natasha Pritchard)
Jack Zatkowsky
(The Instructor)
Jason Leeper
(Xlorp/Robber John)
Richie Iden
(Willie Worthlessman)
Quincy Kern-Johnson
(Donny Fucknut)
Ryland Brickson Cole Tews
(Willie Worthlessman (voice))
Lydia Pope
(Marjorie Worthlessman)
Austin Snetsky
(Narrator/Townspeople)
Minh Ngô
(Guard Dick)
Xavier Marez
(Officer Flan)
Thomas Getsey
(Cheggers Mageezleskee)
Tim McCann
("Kill Me Please" Guy)