Crooks Anonymous

No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"

A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.

Comedy Crime

Leslie Phillips

(Fred "Captain 'Dandy' Forsdyke" Cox)

Stanley Baxter

(Brother R.S. Widdowes)

Wilfrid Hyde-White

(Senior Brother Laurence Montague)

Julie Christie

(Babette La Vern)

James Robertson Justice

(Sir Harvey Russellrod)

Michael Medwin

(Brother Ronnie Bassett)

Pauline Jameson

(Sister Prunella)

Robertson Hare

(Grimsdale)

Raymond Huntley

(Mr. Wagstaffe)

Norman Rossington

(Bert)

Harry Fowler

(Woods)

Charles Lloyd Pack

(Fletcher)

Harold Goodwin

(George)

Harry Locke

(Fred)

Colin Gordon

(Drunk)

Jeremy Lloyd

(Peekaboo Club M.C.)

Dennis Waterman

(Boy in Park)

Joan Hickson

Bryan Coleman

(Holding)

Dermot Kelly

(Stanley)

Arthur Mullard

(Brother Grogan)

Joyce Blair

(Carol)

Timothy Bateson

(Partridge)

John Bennett

(Thomas)

Victor Brooks

(Police Officer)

Julian Orchard

(Jeweller)

Patrick Newell

(Jeweller)

Melody O'Brian

Alfred Burke

(Caulfield)

Arthur Lovegrove

(Jones)

Cardew Robinson

(Brother Wiseman)

Harry Brunning

(Francis Davenport)

Dick Emery

(Reginald Cundell)

Norma Foster

(Dawn)

Totti Truman Taylor

Joby Blanshard

(Peekaboo Doorman)

Frank Gatliff

(Policeman in Park)

Marianne Stone

Jerold Wells

(Sydney)

Dandy Nichols

(Hyacinth Cundell)

Geoffrey Dunn

Chris Adcock

(Brother (uncredited))

Andrew Andreas

(Waiter / Wedding Guest (uncredited))

Jack Armstrong

(Salesman (uncredited))

Peter Avella

(Brother (uncredited))

Hyma Beckley

(Wedding Guest (uncredited))

Jack Berg

(Wedding Guest (uncredited))

Wallace Bosco

(Butler (uncredited))

Peter Brace

(Man in Labour Exchange (uncredited))

Alf Casha

(Man in Labour Exchange (uncredited))

Tony Castleton

(Brother (uncredited))

David Drummond

(Personal Assistant (uncredited))

Joe Dunne

(Brother (uncredited))

Roy Everson

(Salesman (uncredited))

Norman Fisher

(Salesman (uncredited))

Tex Fuller

(Shopper (uncredited))

Charles Gilliard

(Brother (uncredited))

Victor Hagan

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

Patrick Halpin

(Brother (uncredited))

Eric Henderson

(Salesman (uncredited))

Jack Hetherington

(Jeweller (uncredited))

George Holdcroft

(Salesman (uncredited))

Lindsay Hooper

(Salesman (uncredited))

Ann Jay

(Shopper (uncredited))

Gerry Judge

(Brother (uncredited))

Juba Kennerley

(Salesman (uncredited))

John Langley

(Boy in Park (uncredited))

George Leech

(Salesman (uncredited))

Fred Machon

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

Alan Meacham

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

Cecil Paul

(Salesman (uncredited))

Lionel Pope

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

Charles Price

(Brother (uncredited))

Bill Reed

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

Rita Tobin-Weske

(Shopper (uncredited))

Graham Tonbridge

(Peekaboo Club Patron (uncredited))

James Ure

(Salesman (uncredited))

John Wilder

(Salesman (uncredited))

Fred Wood

(Wedding Guest (uncredited))