Dennis Waterman
(Bob Jones)
Ken Hutchison
(Jimmy Dickenson)
Tim Healy
('Dirty' Charlie Hoggy)
Rod Culbertson
(Rob Gill)
David Bradley
(Ticer Thomas)
Struan Rodger
(Jack Greenwell)
Christian Rodska
(Creshie Crawford)
Jeremy Bulloch
(Ben Tillet Whittingham)
Richard Griffiths
(Sidney Barron)
Lloyd McGuire
(Tom Gill)
Terry Gibbons
(Tucker Gill)
John Bowler
(Rob Guthrie)
Dyfed Thomas
(Jock Jones)
Andrew Keir
(Sir Thomas Lipton)
Marjorie Bland
(Edie Jones)
Nigel Hawthorne
(John Westwood)
Hugh Walters
(Reader)
Hugh Fraser
(Gordon Knightly)
Derek Francis
(His Grace)
Mark Wingett
(Deane)
Preston Lockwood
(FA Member)
Edward Palmer
(FA Member)
Merelina Kendall
(Nurse)
Brian Hogg
(Winger - Stockton FC)
Tony Neilson
(Winger's Brother)
Walter Gee
(Referee)
Paul Satvendar
(John)
Domenico Seren Gay
(Mayor of Turin)
Raymond Brody
(Head Waiter)
Paolo Bertolini
(Fillipo Ottoni)
Giuseppe Pera
(Pensione Proprietor)
Bruno D'Alessio
(Waiter)
Wilma D'Eusebio
(Madame)
Mariella Michalizi
(Prostitute)