Teddy Bears' Picnic

For fifty-one weeks a year, they run the country. For one week, they run amok.

In Harry Shearer's tongue-in-cheek comedy, a waiter at Zanbesu Glen (a chi-chi Northern California resort) uses his movie camera to spy on the annual communal vacation of a group of rich, white U.S. government and business leaders who drink and carouse to excess while plotting their next move on the global stage. His goal? To sell the embarrassing and incriminating footage to the media and expose the "leaders" for what they really are.

Harry Shearer

(Joey Lavin)

Michael McKean

(Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton)

Alan Thicke

(Alan Thicke)

Peter Marshall

(Peter Marshall)

George Wendt

(General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding)

Fred Willard

(Senator Roger Dickey)

Dick Butkus

(Dick Butkus)

Burt Bulos

(Billy the Driver)

Bob Einstein

(Dom Molinari)

Morgan Fairchild

(Courtney Vandermint)

Henry Gibson

(Clifford Sloane)

Joyce Greenleaf

(Lingerie Lady)

Gilley Grey

(Guard)

Annabelle Gurwitch

(Jennifer Gersh)

John Michael Higgins

(Whit Summers)

Howard Hesseman

(Ted Frye)

Joyce Hyser

(Rita D'Onofrio)

Richard Israel

(Ad Agency Guy)

Darron Johnson

(Malcolm)

Justin Kirk

(Damien Pritzker)

Jim Lampley

(Jim Lampley)

Robert Mandan

(Stanton Vandermint)

John Marrott

(Sheriff)

Kenneth Mars

(Gene Molinari)

DeLauné Michel

(Ruby)

Phil Miller

(Old Golfer)

Ming-Na Wen

(Katy Woo)

John O'Hurley

(Earle Hansen)

Judith Owen

(Nancy McMahon)

Julie Payne

(Lila Claypool)

Kiran Rao

(Yeti)

David Rasche

(Elliot Chevron)

Thom Sharp

(James Neal Taylor)

Kurtwood Smith

(Sec. of Transportation William Easter)

Joseph Sordetto

(Undie Man)

Brenda Strong

(Jackie Sloane Chevron)

Dale E. Turner

(Maurice the Driver)

David Todd West

(Newspaper Guy Dave)

Travis Wester

(Denny O'Leary)

Barry Wiggins

(Vic Ricker)

Larry Miller

((uncredited))

Scott Aaronson

(Waiter (uncredited))

David E. Baker

(Can Can Dancer (uncredited))

Jeffrey Coburn

(Monk (uncredited))

Michael M. Joshua

(Kitchen Sweeper (uncredited))

Christian Malmin

(Can Can Dancer (uncredited))

Joan Marlowe

(General's Wife (uncredited))

Terry Ray

(Can Can Dancer (uncredited))

Kennedy Stone

(Trophy Wife (uncredited))

Marcus Vaughn

(Shakespeare Man (uncredited))