The Hebrew Hammer

Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Action Comedy

Adam Goldberg

(Mordechai Jefferson Carver)

Judy Greer

(Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal)

Andy Dick

(Damian Claus)

Mario Van Peebles

(Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim)

Peter Coyote

(JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal)

Nora Dunn

(Mrs. Carver)

Sean Whalen

(Tiny Tim)

Tony Cox

(Jamal)

Richard Riehle

(Santa)

Melvin Van Peebles

(Sweetback)

Rachel Dratch

(Tikva)

Harrison Chad

(Schlomo)

Jim Petersmith

(Skinhead Bartender)

Annie McEnroe

(Mrs. Highsmith)

Grant Rosenmeyer

(Young Mordechai)

Elaine Hendrix

(Blonde Bombshell)

Ayelet Ben-Hur

(Israeli Rental Agent)

Alex Corrado

(Tony)

Brad Duck

(Jimmy)

Jason Fuchs

(Adolescent Hasidic Boy)

Ed Koch

(Himself)

Gary Pratt

(Head Elf)

Woodrow Asai

(Mun Chi)

Daryl Wein

(Teenage Gentile)

Michael Mylett

(Gentile Boy No. 1)

T.J. Sullivan

(Gentile Boy No. 2)

Audrey Twitchell

(Gentile Girl No. 1)

Alexa Eisenstein

(Gentile Girl No. 2)

Evelyn Page

(Old Woman)

George Hosmer

(Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy)

Ronald Schultz

(ADL Chairman)

Leslie Shenkel

(JDL Member No. 1)

Alan Nebelthau

(JDL Member No. 2)

Jerome F. Richards

(Council Elder)

C.P. Lacey

(Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer)

Ephraim Benton

(Black Teen)

Devin Rene Burns

(Blonde Gentile Girl)

Jimmy Walsh

(Freckle-Faced Gentile)

Chris McGinn

(Samples Woman)

Kathryn Gordon

(Bambi)