Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Elke Sommer
Kenneth Williams
Bernard Bresslaw
Kenneth Connor
Jack Douglas
Joan Sims
Windsor Davies
Peter Butterworth
Liz Fraser
Patsy Rowlands
Ian Lavender
Adrienne Posta
Patricia Franklin
Donald Hewlett
Carol Hawkins
Marianne Stone
Helli Louise
Sherrie Hewson
David Lodge
George Layton
Brian Osborne
Larry Dann
Georgina Moon
Diana Darvey
Jenny Cox
Larry Martyn
Linda Hooks
Kenneth Waller
Billy Cornelius
Melita Manger
Hugh Futcher
Jeremy Connor
Alexandra Dane