Miss March

After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97.

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

Comedy Romance

Zach Cregger

(Eugene Bell)

Trevor Moore

(Tucker Cleigh)

Raquel Alessi

(Cindi Whitehall)

Molly Stanton

(Candace)

Craig Robinson

(Horsedick.MPEG)

Hugh Hefner

(Hugh Hefner)

Carla Jimenez

(Nurse Juanita)

Cedric Yarbrough

(Doctor)

Geoff Meed

(Fireman Rick)

Slade Pearce

(Young Eugene)

Remy Thorne

(Young Tucker)

Eve Mauro

(Vonka)

Alexis Raben

(Katja)

Windell Middlebrooks

(Bouncer #1)

Lindsay Schoneweis

(Sheila)

David Wells

(Principal)

Tanjareen Martin

(Crystal)

Britten Kelley

(Chevonne)

Barry Sigismondi

(Mr. Whitehall)

Alex Donnelley

(Mrs. Whitehall)

Josh Fadem

(Flava Flav Kid)

Paul Rogan

(Mr. Biederman)

Kate Luyben

(Mrs. Biederman)

Seth Morris

(Boss)

Anthony Jeselnik

(Director)

Niki J. Crawford

(Janine)

Bonita Friedericy

(Diner Waitress)

Carrie Keagan

(Carrie Keagan)

Ashley Lomberger

(Beautiful Girl #1)

Annie Ilonzeh

(Beautiful Girl #2)

Melissa Ordway

(Gorgeous Girl)

Jessica Vilchis

(Sexy Girl #1)

Lyndsay Haldorson

(Sexy Girl #2)

Garrett Warren

(Fireman #2)

Chris Gann

(Fireman #4)

Sara Jean Underwood

(Sara Jean Underwood)

Betsy Rue

(Strawberrius)

Madison Riley

(Socialite)

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

(Quinton Jackson)

Sheila Platte

(Bunny (uncredited))

Francesca Zappitelli

(Music Video Girl (uncredited))

Deanie Ballard

(Posse Member #1)

40 Glocc

(Posse Member #2)

Michael Busch

(Employee)

Ryan Kitley

(Waiter)

Shark Firestone

(No Good TV Reporter)

Da'Vone McDonald

(Guard #1)

Andre 'Doc' Newman

(Guard #2)

Brittany Buckner

(Lorraine)

Chris Durand

(Fireman #3)

Gary J. Wayton

(Fireman #5)

Mike Massa

(Fireman #6)

Brett A. Jones

(Fireman #7)

Robert Garrigus

(Fireman #8)

Americus Abesamis

(Mansion Bouncer (uncredited))

Corina Boettger

(Gertrude (uncredited))

Jennifer Bond

(Gorgeous Girl (uncredited))

Annabelle Bourlet

(Mansion Babe (uncredited))

Nic Bradly

(The Make Out Guy (uncredited))

Nahtasha Budhi

(Playmate (uncredited))

Christie Brunson

(Mansion Girl (uncredited))

Tim Carr

(Partygoer (uncredited))

David Casiano

(Playboy Socialite (uncredited))

Tiffany Collie

(Music Video Model (uncredited))

Dustin Dennard

(Fireman (uncredited))

Sky Elobar

(Mailman (uncredited))

Jennipher Foster

(Lindsay (uncredited))

Kira Gurnee

(Party Guest (uncredited))

Juliette Jackson

(Bunny (uncredited))

Christopher John Karr

(Fireman (uncredited))

Samantha Kelly

(Soprano (uncredited))

Sarah Klaren

(Playboy Model (uncredited))

Christina Lindley

(Playboy Model (uncredited))

Joey Luthman

(School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited))

Kier Mellour

(Bikini Babe (uncredited))

Meriah Nelson

(Grotto diver (uncredited))

Dalton O'Dell

(Eugene's Nephew (uncredited))

Kevin Pennington

(Party Stud (uncredited))

Jessica Lauren Richmond

(No Good TV Celebrity (uncredited))

Andrew Sibner

(Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited))

Holly Spink

(Playboy Bunny (uncredited))

JW Wiseman

(Orderly #1 (uncredited))

James Henry Williams Jr.

(Posse member (uncredited))