The Big Tease

He saw. He combed. He conquered.

Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.

Craig Ferguson

(Crawford Mackenzie)

Frances Fisher

Mary McCormack

Donal Logue

Larry Miller

(Dunston Cactus)

Charles Napier

(Sen. Warren Crockett)

Michael Paul Chan

Sara Gilbert

(Gretle Dickens)

Ted McGinley

(Johnny Darjerling)

Nina Siemaszko

David Rasche

Chris Langham

(BBC Interviewer)

David Hasselhoff

(David Hasselhoff)

Drew Carey

Cathy Lee Crosby

(Cathy Lee Crosby)

Caitlyn Jenner

Melissa Rivers

(Dianne Abbott)

Cynthia Basinet

Emily Procter

(Young Valhenna Woman)

Jay Thomas

(Tony Bolero (uncredited))

Isabella Aitken

(Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie)

Kevin Allen

(Gareth Trundle)

Angela McCluskey

(Senga Magoogan)

Francine York

(Elegant Woman)

Norm Compton

Loren Lazerine

(Bear Suit Person)

Robert Fisher

(Bunny Suit Person)

Steven M. Porter

(Chicken Suit Person)

Evie Peck

(Reindeer Suit Person)

Robert Sherman

Lawrence Young

Justin Pierce

(Skateboard Kid)

Marcia Wright

(Monique's Receptionist)

Koji Toyoda

Kyle Kraska

Ricky Callan

William Fisher

Vicki Liddelle

Padam Singh

Robert Maffia

(Police Officer)

Evelyn Iocolano

(Hotel Receptionist)

Sam Rubin

Veronica Webb

(Veronica Webb)

John Paul DeJoria

(John Paul Mitchell)

José Eber

Eloise DeJoria

Giuseppe Franco

Sascha Ferguson

Millie Gervasi

Kylie Bax

(Stig's Hair Model)

Kimora Lee Simmons

(Dick Miyake's Hair Model)

Contrelle Pinkney

(Dave London's Hair Model)

Bobby Bluebell

(Angry Hedge Man)

Sergio Brie

(Ronnie the 'Beefeater')

John Pankow

(Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited))

Rochelle Rose

(Isabelle (uncredited))