Ready to Rumble

They're headed to the big time...face first.

Two slacker wrestling fans are devastated by the ousting of their favorite character by an unscrupulous promoter.

David Arquette

(Gordie Boggs)

Scott Caan

(Sean Dawkins)

Chris Owen

(Isaac)

Oliver Platt

(Jimmy King)

Rose McGowan

(Sasha)

Joe Pantoliano

(Titus Sinclair)

Caroline Rhea

(Eugenia King)

Ellen Albertini Dow

(Mrs. MacKenzie)

Lewis Arquette

(Fred King)

Bill Goldberg

(Goldberg)

Dallas Page

(Diamond Dallas Page)

Richard Lineback

(Mr. Boggs)

Martin Landau

(Sal Bandini)

Tait Smith

(Frankie King)

Kathleen Freeman

(Jane King)

Ahmet Zappa

(Cashier)

Steve Borden

(Sting)

Scott Bigelow

(Bam Bam Bigelow)

Randy Poffo

(Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage)

Booker Huffman, Jr.

(Booker T)

Sid Eudy

(Sid Vicious)

Eduardo Hernández

(Juventud Guerrera)

Curt Hennig

(Curt Hennig)

Glenn Gilbertti

(Disco Inferno)

Peter Gruner Jr.

(Billy Kidman)

Charles Ashenoff

(Konnan)

Óscar Gutiérrez Rubio

(Rey Mysterio, Jr.)

Perry Satullo

(Perry Saturn)

Mike Hayner

(Prince Iaukea)

Mark Hildreth

(Van Hammer)

Stephanie Bellars

(Gorgeous George)

Michael Buffer

(Michael Buffer)

Gene Okerlund

(Gene Okerlund)

Tony Schiavone

(Tony Schiavone)

Mike Tenay

(Mike Tenay)

Charles Robinson

(Charles Robinson)

Billy Silverman

(Billy Silverman)

Chae An

(Chae)

Teri Byrne

(Fyre)

Melissa Bellin

(Spice)

Sharmell Huffman

(Storm)

Vanessa Sullivan

(Tygress)

Julia Schultz

(Kitty)

John Cena

(Gymrat (Uncredited))

David Ursin

(Fire Chief)

Joey Deters

(8 Year Old Kid #3)

Chad Carr

(8 Year Old Kid)

Darby C. Wilson

(8 Year Old Kid #2)

Max Daniels

(Stu)

John Ennis

(Stan)

Jill Ritchie

(Brittany)

Melanie Paxson

(Wendy)

Catherine Paolone

(Mrs. Boggs)

Wendy Jean Wilkins

(Gabby Boggs)

Ric Mancini

(Front Row Fan #1)

Bruce-Robert Serafin

(Front Row Fan #2)

Greg Collins

(Crusty Veteran Cop)

Earl Houston Bullock

(Cop #1)

Maryedith Burrell

(Nun #1)

Anne Christianson

(Nun #2)

Joey Hahn

(Nun #3)

Marne Dupere

(Nun #4)

Floyd Levine

(Floor Manager)

Pete Blincoe

(Video Cameraman)

Richard Karron

(Sanitation Guy)

Alex Skuby

(Young Doctor)

Tim Sitarz

(Fireman Fred)

Anthony T. Pennello

(Gus)

Jeff Podgurski

(The Chewer)

Adam Tomei

(Siamese Twin #1)

Jason S. Kassin

(Siamese Twin #2)

Philip Pavel

(Happy Young Man)

Rosalie Vega

Taylor Bernard

Chris Klucsarits

(Fan in the Crowd (uncredited))

Michael Cariglio

(Michael Modest (uncredited))