The Naked Truth

Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.

Comedy Crime Romance

Robert Caso

(Frank I / Ethel)

Kevin Schon

(Frank II / Mirabelle)

Courtney Gibbs

(Misty Blue / Joanne)

Herb Edelman

(Rupert Hess)

Brian Thompson

(Bruno)

M. Emmet Walsh

(Garcia / Gesundheim)

Shannon Tweed

(The First Class Stewardess)

Zsa Zsa Gabor

(The Stewardess)

Little Richard

(Airborne Mustard Lover)

John Vernon

(Von Bulo)

Alex Cord

(Herskovitz)

Yvonne De Carlo

(Mrs. Hess)

Richard Gautier

(The Bartender)

Norman Fell

(The Dentist)

Billy Barty

(The Bell Boy)

Lou Ferrigno

(Fed. #1)

David Birney

(Fed. #2)

Camilla Sparv

(The Maitre D')

Erik Estrada

(Gonzales)

Bubba Smith

(The Cop)

Shelley Michelle

(Miss Honduras)

Julie Gray

(Miss Hungary)

Lisa Altamirano

(Miss Spain)

Cindy Ambuehl

(Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl))

Donna Baltron

(Miss Cuba)

Penelope Crabtree

(Miss Poland)

Natasha Pavlovich

(Miss Bolivia)

Kelly Fine

(Miss Iraq)

Maureen Flaherty

(Miss Romania)

Andrea Parker

(Miss France)

Spice Williams-Crosby

(Sam)

Virginia Brady

(Butch Guard)

Jamee Natella

(Waitress)

Ted Lange

(The Flower Peddler)

Robert Sacchi

(Gesundheim II)