Clerks

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.

Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.

Comedy

Brian O'Halloran

(Dante)

Jeff Anderson

(Randal)

Marilyn Ghigliotti

(Veronica)

Lisa Spoonauer

(Caitlin)

Jason Mewes

(Jay)

Kevin Smith

(Silent Bob)

Scott Mosier

(William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer)

Scott Mosier

(Angry Mourner)

Scott Schiaffo

(Chewlie's Rep)

Al Berkowitz

(Old Man)

Walt Flanagan

(Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer)

Walt Flanagan

(Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer)

Ed Hapstak

(Sanford / Angry Mourner)

Lee Bendick

(#812 Wynarski)

David Klein

(Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer)

David Klein

(Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door)

Pattijean Csik

(Coroner)

Ken Clark

(Administer of Fine / Orderly)

Donna Jeanne

(Indecisive Video Customer)

Virginia Smith

(Caged Animal Maturbator)

Betsy Broussard

(Dental School Video Customer)

Ernest O'Donnell

(Trainer)

Kimberly Loughran

(Alyssa's Sister Heather)

Gary Stern

(Tabloid Reading Customer)

Joe Bagnole

(Cat-Watching Customer)

John Henry Westhead

(Olaf the Russian Metalhead)

Chuck Bickel

(Stuck in Chips Can)

Leslie Hope

(Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door)

Connie O'Conner

('Happy Scrappy' Mom)

Vincent Pereira

(Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer)

Ashley Pereira

('Happy Scrappy' Kid)

Erix Infante

(Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover)

Melissa Crawford

(Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door)

Thomas Burke

(Blue Collar Man)

Dan Hapstak

(Door Tugging Customer)

Mitch Cohen

(Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door)

Matthew Banta

(Burner Looking for Weed)

Rajiv Thapar

(Cut-Off Customer)

Mike Belicose

(Customer with Diapers)

Jane Kuritz

(Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves)

Grace Smith

(Milk Lady)

Frances Cresci

(Little Smoking Girl)

Matt Crawford

(Angry Crowd at Door)

Sarla Thapar

(Angry Crowd at Door)

Brian Drinkwater

(Hockey Player)

Bob Fisler

(Hockey Player)

Derek Jaccodine

(Hockey Player)

Matthew Pereira

(Angry Smoking Crowd)

Frank Pereira

(Angry Smoking Crowd)

Carl Roth

(Angry Smoking Crowd)

Paul C. Finn

(Angry Smoking Crowd)