Happy, Texas

Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.

Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.

Comedy Crime

Jeremy Northam

(Harry Sawyer)

Steve Zahn

(Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.)

William H. Macy

(Sheriff Chappy Dent)

Ally Walker

(Josephine "Joe" McClintock)

Illeana Douglas

(Doreen Schaefer)

M.C. Gainey

(Bob Maslow)

Ron Perlman

(Marshal Nalhober)

Mo Gaffney

(Mrs. Bromley)

Paul Dooley

(The Judge)

Jillian Berard

(Madison)

Scarlett Pomers

(Jency)

Melissa Arnold

(Other Happy Girl)

Cassie Silva

(Other Happy Girl)

Tiffany Takara

(Other Happy Girl)

Tim Bagley

(David)

Michael Hitchcock

(Steven)

Ed Stone

(Alton)

Rance Howard

(Ely)

Derek Montgomery

(Bully Boy)

Kiva Lawrence

(Pageant Judge)

Carley Fink

("Little Light Girl")

David Shackelford

(Varnel)

Kim Story

(Guard)

Mark Illsley

(Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited))

Tim Cowgill

(Local Cowboy (uncredited))

Krista Lewis

(Bank Teller (uncredited))

Keo Woolford

(Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited))

Guy J. Graves

(Tow Truck Driver (uncredited))