Opportunity Knocks

In a world of cons... Eddie's a pro.

Eddie and Lou are a couple of two-bit con men on the lam from a loan shark. They hide out in someone's house and they hear on the answering machine that (A) the owner of the house is out of the country for a month or two and (B) the housesitter supposed to watch the house for the absent owner won't be able to watch the house due to a new job in another part of the country. This provides for a pretty nifty arrangement for Eddie and Lou...until the relatives of the house owner drop by to visit. Eddie quickly adopts the guise of the person supposedly housesitting for the owner, and the shenanigans start from there.

Dana Carvey

(Eddie)

James Tolkan

(Sal)

Robert Loggia

(Milt)

Todd Graff

(Lou)

Julia Campbell

(Annie)

Milo O'Shea

(Max)

Doris Belack

(Mona)

Sally Gracie

(Connie)

Mike Bacarella

(Pinkie)

John M. Watson Sr.

(Harold Monroe)

Beatrice Fredman

(Bubbie)

Thomas McElroy

(Men's Room Attendant)

Jack McLaughlin-Gray

(Wine Steward)

Gene Honda

(Japanese Businessman)

Del Close

(Williamson)

Michael Oppenheimer

(Chase)

Paul Greatbatch

(Driver)

Sarajane Avidon

(Commissioner's Secretary)

Mindy Bell

(Executive)

Richard Steven Mann

(Executive)

Ron Max

(Sal's Associate)

Kent Logsdon

(Sal's Associate)

Jed Mills

(Club MC)

Michelle Johnston

(Club Singer)

Bill Bradshaw

(David)

John Cothran

(Building Commissioner)

Tal Golomb

(Bar Mitzvah Boy)

James Hassett

(Vendor)

Mark Hutter

(Stan)

Joshua Livingstone

(Nathan)

Jill Shellabarger

(Ginger)

Adam Jason Weiss

(Myron)

Lorna Raver

(Eddie's Secretary)

Michelle Quigley

(Woman at Accident)

Judith Scott

(Milt's Secretary)

Rebecca Cagen

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Don Cagen

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Paul Dallas

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Randy Harrah

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Peter Hennes

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Pennington McGee

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Steven Zoloto

(Bar Mitzvah Band)

Cathy Carlson

(Party Guest (uncredited))

Jeff Dlugolecki

(Accident Witness (uncredited))

Beau Dremann

(DJ (uncredited))

Jeff Grafton

(Valet (uncredited))

Robert Minkoff

(Bit (uncredited))

Jock L. Schloss

(Bouncer (uncredited))

Jennifer Scott

(Party Guest (uncredited))

Matt Socia

(Bartender (uncredited))

Peter Spellos

(House of Stereo Manager (uncredited))

Gail Trotter

(Bar Mitzvah Dancer (uncredited))