Two aspiring songwriters finally manage to sell a tune by claiming that it was composed by a reclusive musical genius. When the tune hits the top of the charts, they find themselves having to produce the "real" composer.
George Cole
Terence Morgan
Kathleen Harrison
Mylène Demongeot
James Hayter
Ted Heath
Dennis Lotis
Richard Wattis
Maurice Kaufmann
Reginald Beckwith
Jon Pertwee