The Maiden Heist

They're not bad guys, just bad thieves.

A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.

Comedy Crime

Morgan Freeman

(Charles Peterson)

Christopher Walken

(Roger Barlow)

William H. Macy

(George McLendon)

Marcia Gay Harden

(Rose Barlow)

Philip Dorn Hebert

(Needlebaum)

Todd Weeks

(Curator)

Bhavesh Patel

(Donnie)

Stephen Stapinski

(Bob)

Breckin Meyer

(Starving Artist)

Wynn Everett

(Docent)

Joseph McKenna

(Lead Villain)

Jim Chiros

(Sculptor)

Bates Wilder

(Warehouse Foreman)

Anthony Cascio

(Tony)

Naheem Garcia

(Shipping Supervisor)

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

(Pauly)

David J. Curtis

(Humming Security Guard)

Peter Darrigo

(Phil)

James Welu

(Museum Executive)

Christy Scott Cashman

(Assistant Museum Director)

Douglass Bowen Flynn

(Danish Guard)

Patricia B. Till

(Rude Museum Patron)