Richard Harris
(Ernest Kandinsky)
Tom Bell
(The Professor)
Dorothy Tutin
(Florence)
Tim McInnerny
(The Manager)
Ian Carmichael
(Patrick McCormick)
Earl Cameron
(Carlton)
Georgie Glen
(Vicar Shelley)
John Hollis
(Cannonball)
Stephen Lewis
(Herbert)
Hana Maria Pravda
(Zsa Zsa)
Tessa Vale
(Sabbu)
Joane Hall
(Hetty)
Chris Greener
(Arthur)
Brenda Kempner
(Old Grace)
Charlie Carter
(Kandisnsky's Assistant (uncredited))
Karen Ford
(Florence's Daughter)
Jessica James
(Betty)
Alistair McGowan
(Newsreader (voice))
Norman Mitchell
(Man in Church)