Screwballs

The comedy that goes all the way!

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Comedy

Peter Keleghan

(Rick McKay)

Kent Deuters

(Brent Van Dusen III)

Linda Speciale

(Purity Busch)

Alan Deveau

(Howie Bates)

Linda Shayne

(Bootsie Goodhead)

Jason Warren

(Melvin Jerkovski)

James Coburn

(Tim Stevenson)

Terrea Smith

(Rhonda Rockett)

Donnie Bowes

(Principal Stuckoff)

Kimberly Brooks

(Miss Boudoir)

Nicky Fylan

(Vince the Prince)

Paula Farmer

(Miss Shivers)

Joe Crozier

(Ward Busch)

Heather Smith

(June Busch)

Nola Wale

(Mrs. Roach)

Nanci Chambers

(Trisha)

John Fox

(MC)

Jan Taylor Hendricks

(Sarah Bellum)

Carolyn Tweedle

(Librarian)

John Glossop

(Moose Reardon)

Tim Dunphy

Mitch Sherman

Leslie Lahoda

Howard Nemetz

Simon Rakoff

Rosalia Martino

Raven De La Croix

(Miss Anna Tommical)

Kim Cayer

(T & A Cheerleader)

Astrid Falconi

(T & A Cheerleader)

Angela Jensen

(T & A Cheerleader)

Allison Smith

(T & A Cheerleader)

Shannon McMahon Lichte

(T & A Cheerleader)

Stephanie Murgaski

(T & A Cheerleader)

Jennifer Inch

(Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited))

Lila Durette

(Sunbather (uncredited))

Carrie Leigh

(Bowler (uncredited))

Arnie Miller

(American Legionnaire (uncredited))