Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.
Sid James
Kenneth Williams
Kenneth Connor
Liz Fraser
Dilys Laye
Esma Cannon
Lance Percival
Jimmy Thompson
Ronnie Stevens
Vincent Ball
Ed Devereaux
Brian Rawlinson
Anton Rodgers
Cyril Chamberlain
Willoughby Goddard
Anthony Sagar
Terence Frisby
Mario Fabrizi
Marian Collins
Jill Mai Meredith
Alan Casley