You Must Be Joking

It's a mad-mad whirl of a hunt for guys and gals and goodies!

A motley group of soldiers are set loose on swinging England in an initiative test to collect a selection of esoteric items.

Comedy

Michael Callan

(Lieutenant Tim Morton)

Lionel Jeffries

(Sergeant-Major McGregor)

Denholm Elliott

(Captain Tabasco)

Wilfrid Hyde-White

(General Lockwood)

Bernard Cribbins

(Sergeant Clegg)

James Robertson Justice

(Librarian)

Leslie Phillips

(Young Husband)

Terry-Thomas

(Major Foskett)

Irene Handl

(Elderly Woman)

Richard Wattis

(Parkins)

Miles Malleson

(Salesman)

Lee Montague

(Staff Sergeant Mansfield)

Gabriella Licudi

(Annabelle Nash)

Patricia Viterbo

(Sylvie Tarnet)

Clive Dunn

(Television studio Doorman)

Graham Stark

(McGregor's Friend)

Arthur Lowe

(Husband)

Peter Bull

(Ferocious Man in Library)

Gwendolyn Watts

(Young Wife)

Tracy Reed

(Poppy Pennington)

James Villiers

(Bill Simpson)

Norman Vaughan

(Norman Stone)

Marianne Stone

(Fan Club Worker (uncredited))

Peter Gilmore

(Private on Gardening Duty)

Jon Pertwee

(Storekeeper (Hare Factory))

Nikki Van der Zyl

(Vision Mixer)

Barry Howard

(Car Showroom Salesman)

Lance Percival

(Man at Greyhound Track (uncredited))

Peter Barkworth

(TV director (uncredited))

Clive Dunn

(Kelly (Studio doorman) (uncredited))

David Jacobs

(Self (TV Studio) (uncredited))

Damaris Hayman

(Fan Club worker (uncredited))

Ronald Howard

(Cecil (uncredited))

Richard Caldicot

(M.O.D. official (uncredited))