How I Got Into College

A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.

High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.

Anthony Edwards

(Kip Hammett)

Corey Parker

(Marlon Browne)

Lara Flynn Boyle

(Jessica Kailo)

Finn Carter

(Nina Sachie)

Charles Rocket

(Leo Whitman)

Christopher Rydell

(Oliver)

Gary Owens

(Sports Announcer)

Brian Doyle-Murray

(Coach Evans)

Tichina Arnold

(Vera Cook)

Bill Raymond

(Flutter)

Philip Baker Hall

(Dean Patterson)

Nicolas Coster

(Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.)

Micole Mercurio

(Betty Kailo)

Robert Ridgely

(George Kailo)

Richard Jenkins

(Bill Browne)

Bill Henderson

(Detroit High School Coach)

Helen Lloyd Breed

(Chancellor Joanna Holbrook)

Nora Dunn

(Francine Bauer, SAT Coach)

Phil Hartman

(Bennedict, SAT Coach)

Bob Eubanks

(Himself)

Susan Krebs

(Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor)

O-Lan Jones

(Sally O'Connor)

Maya Lebenzon

(Jessica's Friend #1)

Annie Oringer

(Jessica's Friend #2)

Dee Booher

(Herself)

Diane Franklin

(Sharon Browne)

Bruce Wagner

(A)

Tom Kenny

(B)

Taylor Negron

(Mailman)

Fran Bennett

(Mrs. Cook)

Duane Davis

(Ronny Rawlson)

Adam Silbar

(Phillip Jellinak, Jr.)

Marlene Warfield

(Librarian)

Edward Mehler

(Astonished Boy)

Daniel William Carter

(Egghead)

Marisa DeSimone

(Egghead)

Gregg Binkley

(Egghead)

Larry Spinak

(Startled Boy)

Willie Smith

(Willie Browne)

Phill Lewis

(Earnest Boy)

Stella Hall

(Woman with Lasso)

Morris Wilkes Jr.

(Smart Aleck)

Leon Fan

(Asian Student)

Emily Munson

(Laurie Thomas, Twin #1)

Sara Munson

(Terry Thomas, Twin #2)

Richard Steven Horvitz

(Young Energizer)

Vernetta R. Jenkins

(Cassandra)

James McIntire

(Army Recruiter)

Jim Painter

(Lone Star State Recruiter)

Tara Vessels

(Waitress)

Ashleigh Harris

(Kiddie Koral Girl #1)

Juliet Sorci

(Kiddie Koral Girl #2)

David McCoy

(McDonald's Employee)

Hope Marie Carlton

(Game Show Hostess)

Rebecca Ferratti

(Game Show Hostess)

Lisa Fuller

(Game Show Hostess)

Curtis Armstrong

(Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited))

Arthur Lamont Berger

(Princeton Graduate (uncredited))

Daniel Fitzpatrick

(Arcadia Bible Academy Student (uncredited))

Kris Hagerty

(Clone (uncredited))

Aaron Michael Lacey

(High School Senior (uncredited))

Dan Schneider

(Pessimistic Boy (uncredited))