Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...

Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.

Comedy Drama Horror Crime

William Hellfire

(Derwin)

Joey Smack

(Derick)

Erin Brown

(Bible Girl)

Lilly Tiger

(Play Girl)

Chris Perez

(Car Kid)

Robert Manrique

(Retard)

Ryan Trimmer

(Benchpress)

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

(Afro-American)

Marie Mazur

(Song Girl)

Liz Bathory

(Goth Girl)

Mickey Ovum

(Spam Jock)

Michael L. Raso

(Young Derwin / The Police Chief)

John Bacchus

(The Preacher)

John Paul Fedele

(G.U.N. Association Representative)

Nathan Lanman

(Cameraman)

John Link

(Scientist)

Bob Gonzo

(Entrepreneur)