The Malibu Beach Vampires

Was it Worth the Pleasure?

In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

Horror

Kelly Galindo

(Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.)

Christina Walker

(Vice President, Vampire Affairs)

Rod Sweitzer

(Colonel Oliver West)

Francis Creighton

(Rev. Tim Fakker)

Marcus Frishman

(Congressman Terry Upstart)

Mimi Spivak

(Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget)

Gretchen House

(Pammy Faye Fakker)

Anet Anatelle

(Wannabe Cher)

Yvette Buchanan

(Rocket Scientist)

Becky LeBeau

(Census Taker)

Angelyne

(Barbara Bush Impersonator)

Titus Moede

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Jeannie Pepper

(Brain Surgeon)