The Legend of Barney Thomson

Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

Comedy Drama

Robert Carlyle

(Barney)

Emma Thompson

(Cemolina)

Ray Winstone

(Holdall)

Ashley Jensen

(Detective Inspector June Robertson)

James Cosmo

(James Henderson)

Tom Courtenay

(Chief Superintendent McManaman)

Kevin Guthrie

(MacPherson)

Martin Compston

(Chris)

Stephen McCole

(Wullie)

Samuel Robertson

(Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson)

Brian Pettifer

(Charlie)

Paul Ellard

(Bingo caller)

Scott Dymond

(Customer Number 1)

Eileen McCallum

(Mrs. Gaffney)

Barbara Rafferty

(Jean Monkrieff)

Matt Costello

(Chris' Creepy Neighbour)

Ruari Cannon

(Well Dressed Young Man)

Skye Cooper Barr

(Margaret)

Finlay Welsh

(Jenkins)

Dolina MacLennan

(Mrs. Kerr)

David McGowan

(Alex)

Nicola Roy

(Sally)

Sarah McCardie

(Sheena)

James Casey

(Customer 4)

Anne Downie

(Lizzie)

Peter Adams

(Barber)

Penny Lamb

(Wife of Murdered Man)

Jamie Merritt

(Big eared customer)

Matthew Baxter

(Customer 6)