Torrential

Fat Slags

Their clothes may be tight but their morals are loose

Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.

Comedy

Fiona Allen

(Sandra)

Sophie Thompson

(Tracey)

Jerry O'Connell

(Sean Cooley)

Anthony Stewart Head

(Victor)

Geri Horner

(Paige)

James Dreyfus

(Fidor)

Naomi Campbell

(Sales Assistant)

Angus Deayton

(Maurice)

Hugh Dennis

(Immigration Officer)

Les Dennis

(MC)

Tom Goodman-Hill

(Baz)

Michael Greco

(Niarchos)

Eamonn Holmes

(Himself)

Ralf Little

(Milkman)

Dolph Lundgren

(Randy)

Burt Kwouk

(Dalai Lama)

Ahmet Mekin

(Waiter 1)

Timur Ahmet

(Waiter 2)

Chris Barnes

(Warden)

Oliver Bradshaw

(Butler)

Sarah Cawood

(TOTP Presenter 1)

Colin Murray

(TOTP Presenter 2)

Angus Deayton

(Maurice the Hotel Receptionist)

Steve Punt

(Immigration Officer 1)

Hugh Dennis

(Immigration Officer 2)

Simon Farnaby

(Ventriloquist)

Ene Frost

(Recording Studio Mixer)

Michael Greco

(Niarchos 1)

Michael Howe

(UK Breakfast Presenter)

Alison King

(Receptionist)

Helen Lederer

(Hysterical UN Woman)

Bruce Mackinnon

(Minion 1)

Neil Maskell

(Policeman)

Grant Masters

(E.R. Person)

Henry Miller

(Dave)

Johnny Myers

(American Journalist)

Arthur Nightingale

(Gardener)

Stuart Nurse

(Limo Driver)

Brian Perkins

(Newsreader)

Paul Putner

(Coach Driver)

Erich Redman

(Dutch Journalist)

Simon Roberts

(Horner Prize Presenter)

Finlay Robertson

(Rickshaw Driver)

Frank Rozelaar-Green

(French Driver)

David Schneider

(Tanner)

Shend

(Niarchos 2)

John Thomson

(Foreman)

Don Warrington

(General Secretary)

Rainer Wiseman

(Postman)

Naima Stevenson

(Office Worker)

James Boyle

(Tom Cruise)