Wise Guys

What kind of guys gamble with the boss's money, swipe a killer's Cadillac, and party on the mob's credit card?

Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein are both errand boys for the Mob. When they lose $250,000, they are set up to kill each other. But they run off to Atlantic City and comedy follows.

Danny DeVito

(Harry Valentini)

Joe Piscopo

(Moe Dickstein)

Harvey Keitel

Ray Sharkey

Dan Hedaya

(Anthony Castelo)

Louis Albano

(Frank "The Fixer" Acavano)

Julie Bovasso

(Lil Dickstein)

Patti LuPone

(Wanda Valentini)

Antonia Rey

Mimi Cecchini

(Grandma Valentini)

Matthew Kaye

Tony Munafo

(Santo Ravallo)

Tony Rizzoli

(Joey "New Shoes" Siclione)

Frank Vincent

(Louie Fontucci)

Rick Petrucelli

(Al the Bookie)

Anthony Holland

(Karl the Desk Clerk)

Marcelino Rivera

Joseph Cipriano

(Parking Valet)

Julius Cristinzio

(Roulette Operator)

Dan Resin

Alessandro Falcini

Jill Larson

Maria Pitillo

Christine Poor

Stephanie Quinn

Cecilia I. Battaglini

(Luggage Salesperson)

Frank D. Formica

Deborah Groen

(Roulette Dealer)

Bradley Neilson

(Clothing Salesman)

Maryellen Nugent

(Jewelry Saleswoman)

Frank Ferrara

Gaetano Lisi

Vince Pacimeo

Henry Stewart

Carol Cass

(Birthday Guest)

Mary Engel

(Birthday Guest)

Bruce Katzman

(Birthday Guest)

Dayna Lee

(Birthday Guest)

Louisiana

(Birthday Guest)

Myles O'Connor

(Birthday Guest)

Don R. Richardson

(Birthday Guest)

Johnny George Sarno

(Birthday Guest)

Reuben Schafer

(Birthday Guest)

Catherine Scorsese

(Birthday Guest)

Charles Scorsese

(Birthday Guest)

Gary Cookson

(Race Track Bettor)

Kiya Ann Joyce

(Race Track Bettor)

Willow Hale

(Race Track Bettor)

Bob O'Connell

(Race Track Bettor)

Joe Schmieg

(Race Track Bettor)

Richardson Taylor

(Race Track Bettor)

Kim Delgado

(FBI Agent (uncredited))

Larry Guardino

(Race Track Bettor (uncredited))

Ned Martin

(Gangster (uncredited))