Slow Learners

High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.

Adam Pally

(Jeff Lowry)

Sarah Burns

(Anne Martin)

Reid Scott

(Max)

Catherine Reitman

(Julia)

Mary Grill

(Beth)

Kate Flannery

(Principal Miller)

Marceline Hugot

(Joyce Lowry)

Kevin Dunn

(Darren Lowry)

Megan Neuringer

(Laura)

Bobby Spears Jr.

(Fellini Café Waiter)

Peter Grosz

(Dr. Mark Sonderskov)

Christine James Walker

(Hot Babe)

Montana Marks

(Sexy Dressed Student)

Amy Londyn

(Female Student)

Francis Toner

(Partying Teacher)

Natalie Anne Pagano

(Keg Standing School Nurse)

Rebecca Anne Viscuse

(Body Shot Girl)

Chris Anthony

(Good Looking Guy)

Chase Hemphill

(Al)

Julie Mun

(Carol)

Sarah Van Auken

(Ambivalent Girl)

Gil Ozeri

(Dan)

Bobby Moynihan

(Lenny)

Cecily Strong

(Amber the Ex)

Schoolly D

(Rapper)

Angela Shelton

(Michelle)

Frances Callier

(Robin)

Devante LeYeom

(Tyree)

Molly Pace

(Elayna)

John Jensen

(Johnny)

Martha Stuckey

(June)

Pete Postiglione

(Gary)

Dave Ferrier

(Paul)

Mark Ogawa

(Ricky)

Daniel Reguera

(Darts Opponent)

Amanda Kay Livezey

(Bar Waitress)

David Prado

(Bartender)

Suzy Kaye

(Carmen)

Nikki Corinne Thomas

(Pam)

Christopher Dalbey

(Wasted Guy)

Amanda Damron

(Diana)

Michelle Mercier

(Fun Girl on Bar)

Sean LeeRoy

(Good Looking Meathead)

Chase Bowman

(Guy at Door #1)

David Beaver

(Guy at Door #2)

Matthew Andrews

(Guy at Door #3)

Maeve W. Joyce-Argott

(Maeve)

Hollie Schwarz

(Brunch Waitress)

Greg Wood

(Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice))

Thomas Leonard

(Bar Drunk)

Rachel Johnston

(Model Date)

Patti Davidson-Gorbea

(Phone Message Stacy)

Carlos Delgado

(Furniture Repo Guy #1)

Lou Rosmini

(Furniture Repo Guy #2)

Dana Kreitz

(Lara)

Charlie McDermott

(Student in Guidance Office)

Gary Ayash

(Teacher in Car)

Aaron Benjamin Miller

(Random Guy)