The Match

It's a game of two pubs!

Romantic comedy set against the story of a grudge football match between two pubs. The prize for the winner of the centenary match is the the closure of their opponent's bar. The Match was mainly filmed around Straiton in Ayrshire.

Comedy Romance

Max Beesley

(Wullie Smith)

Isla Blair

(Sheila Bailey)

James Cosmo

(Billy Bailey)

Richard E. Grant

(Gorgeous Gus)

Laura Fraser

(Rosemary Bailey)

Ian Holm

(Big Tam)

David Hayman

(Scrapper)

Tom Sizemore

(Buffalo)

Neil Morrissey

(Piss Off)

David O'Hara

(Mechanic)

Iain Robertson

(Danny Van Boy)

Michael Nardone

(Dingus)

Bill Paterson

(Tommy)

Gary Lewis

(Dead Eye)

Ron Donachie

(Happy Feet)

Pierce Brosnan

(John MacGhee)

Samantha Fox

(Patsy Kennedy)

Sally Howitt

(Carol McGhee)

Jonathan Watson

(Charlie)

Andy Gray

(Arrow)

Paul Doonan

(Lefty)

Mark O'Hare

(Righty)

Gary McCormack

(Growler)

Hope Ross

(Anna Smith)

Russell Barr

(Nancy No Pants)

Chris Symes

(English Harry)

Edward McQuillan

(Pasty Face)

Alan Shearer

(Himself)