Jonathan Meades
(Himself - Presenter / Various Characters)
Christopher Biggins
(Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various)
Michael Fenton Stevens
(Taxi Driver)
Matthew Ashforde
(Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer)
Katharine Page
(Old Alice)
Malcolm McNeill
(Blind Man / Neanderthal)
Nicola Morris
(Game Show Assistant)
Tara Flanagan
(Nun #1)
Chloe Billington
(Nun #2 / Nymph)
Lucy Tones
(Nun #3)
Chris Newland
(Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller)
Alan Denman
(Salvador Dali)
Simon Mulligan
(Orange Pianist)
Graham Millar
(Blue Faced Man)
Coral Meades
(Young Alice)
Tarek Farag
(President Mobutu)
Sonia Farrugia
(Margaret Thatcher)
Lenny Fowler
(General De Gaulle)
Janet Cook
(Game Show Contestant)
David Cook
(Game Show Contestant)
Christian Adams
(Thor)
Peter Clarke
(Male Nun)
Sylvia Bradbury
(Lady in Deckchair)
Pat Dubuisson
(Lady in Deckchair)
Rosemary Bailey
(Lady in Deckchair)
Betty Kendrew
(Lady in Church)
Linda Collier
(Lady in Church)
Eileen Leighton
(Lady in Church)
Candida Gubbins
(Voiceover Artist)
Lawrence Kennedy
(Voiceover Artist (voice))
John McBlain
(Voiceover Artist (voice))
Candida Gubbins
(Voiceover Artist (voice))
Keith Allen
(Himself)
Marie Helvin
(Herself)
Kathy Lette
(Herself)
Marco Pierre White
(Himself)
Gary Rhodes
(Himself)
Janet Street-Porter
(Herself)
Max Ernst
(Himself (archive footage))
Luis Buñuel
(Himself (archive footage))
Nicole Faraday
(Lotte)