The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
Malcolm McDowell
Iggy Pop
Henry Rollins
Alice Cooper
Jessica Paré
Dave Foley
Moby
Rob Stefaniuk
Alex Lifeson
Dimitri Coats
Paul Anthony
Mike Lobel
Chris Ratz
Nicole de Boer
Barbara Mamabolo
Carole Pope
Calico Cooper
Adam Kenneth Wilson
Anand Rajaram
Joe Pingue
Danny Smith