Lenny Henry
(Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince)
Bill Paterson
(Dr Gold)
Dawn French
(Driving Instructor)
Barry Norman
(Self)
Ram John Holder
(Uncle Norman)
Peter Tilbury
(Dentist)
Patsy Rowlands
(Royalist Housewife)
Ben Cole
(Journalist/Blob/Salesman)
Colin McFarlane
(Journalist/Dave)
Geoffrey McGivern
(Journalist/Emperor)
Brian Pettifer
(Journalist/Dave)
Danny John-Jules
(Gary)
Tim Dry
(Mime Artist/Betting Clerk)
Jean Campbell-Dallas
(Old Lady)
Stephen Marcus
(Policeman/Roman Guard)
Duncan Duff
(Vicar)
Julian Littman
(Iroquois Indian)
Imogen Claire
(Receptionist)
Leon Black
(Child Lenny)
Jakko Jakszyk
(Engineer)
Leyton Summers
(Elvis)