It Ain't Hay

THEY'LL GIVE YOU THE "HOARSE" LAUGH...when I give THEM the laugh-laugh! A Fun-Hit You Can Place Your Money On to Win

Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.

Bud Abbott

(Grover Mockridge)

Lou Costello

(Wilbur Hoolihan)

Grace McDonald

(Kitty McClain)

Cecil Kellaway

Eugene Pallette

(Gregory Warner)

Patsy O'Connor

(Peggy / Princess O'Hara)

Leighton Noble

(Private Joe Collins)

Shemp Howard

Samuel S. Hinds

(Colonel Brainard)

Eddie Quillan

(Harry, the Horse)

Richard Lane

David Hacker

(Chauncey the Eye)

Andrew Tombes

(Big-Hearted Charlie)

Wade Boteler

Selmer Jackson

Charles Bennett

(SPCA Driver (uncredited))

Eddie Bruce

(Good Humor Man (uncredited))

George Bruggeman

(Dancer (uncredited))

Alex Callam

(Mug (uncredited))

James Clemens

(Dancer (uncredited))

Eddie Coke

(Attendant (uncredited))

Charles Coleman

(Doorman (uncredited))

Fred Cordova

(Attendant (uncredited))

Hal Craig

(Singer (uncredited))

Harold DeGarro

(Stilt-Walker (uncredited))

Walter Dennis

(Boy (uncredited))

Paul Dubov

(Tout (uncredited))

Dorothy Elswit

(Roller Skater (uncredited))

James Flavin

(Cop (uncredited))

William Forrest

(Banker (uncredited))

Eddie Foster

(Grafter (uncredited))

Janet Ann Gallow

(Little Girl (uncredited))

Don Germano

(Musician - Guitar (uncredited))

Stephen Gottlieb

(Child (uncredited))

Kit Guard

(Fighter (uncredited))

Tom Hanlon

(Radio Announcer (uncredited))

Harry Harvey

(Shorty (uncredited))

Vinton Hayworth

(Golfer (uncredited))

Hans Herbert

(Janitor (uncredited))

Herbert Heyes

(Manager (uncredited))

Robert Homans

(Policeman (uncredited))

George Humbert

(Gardener (uncredited))

Kate Drain Lawson

(Matron (uncredited))

Barry Macollum

(Taxi Driver (uncredited))

Mike Mazurki

(Bouncer (uncredited))

Ray Miller

(Customer (uncredited))

Jack Norton

(Drunk (uncredited))

Gene O'Donnell

(Attendant (uncredited))

Spec O'Donnell

(Newsboy (uncredited))

Frank Penny

(Ticket Seller (uncredited))

Ralph Peters

(Man at Microphone (uncredited))

Pete Peterson

(Musician - Bass (uncredited))

Lorin Raker

(Hicks (uncredited))

Rod Rogers

(Jockey (uncredited))

Tilio Russo

(Musician - Accordion (uncredited))

John Sheehan

(Storekeeper (uncredited))

Charles Sherlock

(Mug at Door (uncredited))

Will Stanton

(Drunk (uncredited))

Sammy Stein

(Bouncer (uncredited))

Harry Strang

(Policeman (uncredited))

Al Torrieri

(Musician - Guitar (uncredited))

Herb Vigran

(Man in Microphone Room (uncredited))

Pierre Watkin

(Maj. Harper (uncredited))

Bobby Watson

(Clerk (uncredited))

Matt Willis

(Bouncer (uncredited))

The Vagabonds

(The Vagabonds)