Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Rob Brydon
Steve Coogan
David Walliams
James Corden
Philip Jackson
Niall Buggy
Helen Coker
Rachel Shelley
Jack Jones
Brian Conley
Robin Weaver
Daniel Cerqueira
Matt Whitelock
Julian Field
Arturo Venegas
Di Botcher
Gray O'Brien
Lisa McNaught
Gavan O'Herlihy
Shelley Blond
Tom Alexopoulos
Paul Mark Elliott
Jake Broder
Russell Brand
Vasilis Panayi
Cole Borris
Dallas Messias
Andrew McHale
Ugo Mazin
Ian Robertson
Lisa Wood
John Buss
Tino Clarke
Lucy Pickard
Stewart White
Stephanie Barrows
Phillip Cattermole
Bernard Coogan
Karen Dunne
Gillian Glanvil
Michelle Greaves
Marie Hogle
Dean Martin
Maxine Robertson
Janet Silmon
Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss